Thursday, May 29, 2008

To Mac or not to Mac

I’ve been considering getting a laptop. So I thought I should get myself familiar with the local Macs. The one I’m referring to is definitely a “He”. (After all, the thought of pushing a “she’s” buttons just to get a little work done seems a little cheap on my part).


So here’s what I found out (you’re welcome to send in additions):


  • Elle Mac-pherson: Woman he wants to sleep with ASAP.

  • Mac-Donald’s: Favorite junk food

  • GodsMac: Favorite rock act

  • To kill a Macking bird: Last book he read

  • Mac hoon na: Favorite Bollywood flick

  • Mackenna’s Gold: Favorite Hollywood flick

  • Old Mac Donald: Ring tone if he had a phone

  • WhatMac: Blog name (if he ever gets around to it)

  • Toby Macguire: Who he’d sleep with if he were (or turns) gay

  • Machael learns to rock: Fave Pop act

  • Machael Jackson: Guy he claims touched him up in several places when he was younger.

  • For heaven’s sake, Mac up your mind: Auto-generated mail he sends out everyday to Hot Pink laptop

  • I’ll be Mac: Hollywood catch phrase (which he claims to have invented!)

  • Six Mac: Gym-ming goal

  • Arre Mac-kaddey: What he says to every possible auto driver

  • Mac-ki-kirkirri: Reaction of a virus attack

  • Oh-Mac-God!: Favorite line from Friends

  • Sexy Mac: Reason he’s a Timberlake fan

  • I’ll Mac you scream, yeah baby: Pick up line that never worked for him.
    (for further proof, contact Hot pink laptop)

  • You look even more beautiful without Mac-up: Standard morning-after line.

  • Mac the most of what you’ve got: Motto in life


So. Think i should buy?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Now THIS made my day.

How's this?

Macstrubate: What he ends up doing after learning that both Macpherson and Macguire are into women.

Ro said...
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my story said...

zitis fenny!

and

amul machoman: his underwear

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Ooh! Here are 2 more!

Mac my day: What an early morning quicky does for "him"

Mac-careena - His favourite drunk dance (no one would be caught dead doing this when sober!)

ckk said...

U deleted a comment i am curious..

Anonymous said...

He didn't delete it. The author of the comment did.

Jeet said...

One more to the list:
Uski Mac-ki

Unknown said...

you forgot 'Mac Luhan: his baab re baap. :P

doublegrace said...

Mac Samuel !