To Mac or not to Mac

I’ve been considering getting a laptop. So I thought I should get myself familiar with the local Macs. The one I’m referring to is definitely a “He”. (After all, the thought of pushing a “she’s” buttons just to get a little work done seems a little cheap on my part).

So here’s what I found out (you’re welcome to send in additions):

• Elle Mac-pherson: Woman he wants to sleep with ASAP.
  
  
• Mac-Donald’s: Favorite junk food
  
  
• GodsMac: Favorite rock act
  
  
• To kill a Macking bird: Last book he read
  
  
• Mac hoon na: Favorite Bollywood flick
  
  
• Mackenna’s Gold: Favorite Hollywood flick
  
  
• Old Mac Donald: Ring tone if he had a phone
  
  
• WhatMac: Blog name (if he ever gets around to it)
  
  
• Toby Macguire: Who he’d sleep with if he were (or turns) gay
  
  
• Machael learns to rock: Fave Pop act
  
  
• Machael Jackson: Guy he claims touched him up in several places when he was younger.
  
  
• For heaven’s sake, Mac up your mind: Auto-generated mail he sends out everyday to Hot Pink laptop
  
  
• I’ll be Mac: Hollywood catch phrase (which he claims to have invented!)
  
  
• Six Mac: Gym-ming goal
  
  
• Arre Mac-kaddey: What he says to every possible auto driver
  
  
• Mac-ki-kirkirri: Reaction of a virus attack
  
  
• Oh-Mac-God!: Favorite line from Friends
  
  
• Sexy Mac: Reason he’s a Timberlake fan
  
  
• I’ll Mac you scream, yeah baby: Pick up line that never worked for him.
  (for further proof, contact Hot pink laptop)
  
  
• You look even more beautiful without Mac-up: Standard morning-after line.
  
  
• Mac the most of what you’ve got: Motto in life

So. Think i should buy?