Thursday, May 29, 2008

I stink, therefore i am

The smell of sweat is sexy only when it's on Teri Hatcher or John Stamos.

Everybody else in the world needs a deodorant. That includes you.

This is non-negotiable.

No really.

You might argue that no one's ever complained. But that's a sign that you have very nice friends. Not that you don't need one - like right now.

so come on, don't be afraid. First times are always a little scary. But I'll hold your hand through this.

Step 1: Gently, easy your palm around the can. (See how and harmless it feels?)

Step2: Graciously lift arm.
Little more... little more nice and high ... there you go....

(MOTHER OF PEARL!!! I JUST SPOTTED THE YETI!)

Step 3: Spray until you feel the icicles form in your armpit. This again is non-negotiable


Step 4: Relax, lower hand and watch your friends heave a collective sigh of relief


I salute you. It's brave people like you who make this country what it is.

please, take a bow.

2 comments:

ckk said...

Is that something that happened to u, so ur passing the gyan around...

whatmark said...

As in do my friends stink? hmmm now there's an answer that could really hurt, eh?