The smell of sweat is sexy only when it's on Teri Hatcher or John Stamos.
Everybody else in the world needs a deodorant. That includes you.
This is non-negotiable.
No really.
You might argue that no one's ever complained. But that's a sign that you have very nice friends. Not that you don't need one - like right now.
so come on, don't be afraid. First times are always a little scary. But I'll hold your hand through this.
Step 1: Gently, easy your palm around the can. (See how and harmless it feels?)
Step2: Graciously lift arm.
Little more... little more nice and high ... there you go....
(MOTHER OF PEARL!!! I JUST SPOTTED THE YETI!)
Step 3: Spray until you feel the icicles form in your armpit. This again is non-negotiable
Step 4: Relax, lower hand and watch your friends heave a collective sigh of relief
I salute you. It's brave people like you who make this country what it is.
please, take a bow.
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2 comments:
Is that something that happened to u, so ur passing the gyan around...
As in do my friends stink? hmmm now there's an answer that could really hurt, eh?
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